APRIL 17 — Reading Tottenham minds:
Carlo Cudicini: “Why always me?”
Kyle Walker: “I will never be Dani Alves.”
William Gallas: “I am the best defender in the world, always, until I step out on to the pitch.”
Ledley King: “Why does Harry keep picking me?”
Benoit Assou-Ekotto: “Do I really care?”
Scott Parker: “Where is everyone else, for God’s sake?”
Luka Modric: “Who cares, I can go anywhere or anytime I like!”
Aaron Lennon: “I gave my best!”
Gareth Bale: “I scored! I scored!”
Rafael van der Vaart: “Great tactician? Only thing Harry does is to take me off.”
Emmanuel Adebayor: “I am limited! I am limited! I am limited! No, I am the best striker in the world! Even better than Andy Carroll!”
Harry Redknapp: “Maybe I should ask for a knighthood, too, in my contract? Sir Harry Redknapp, England manager? T’riffic!”
* The views expressed here are the personal opinion of the columnist.
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